Monday, June 26, 2006

Gross

I was walking to the bank during lunch today and two guys in their late twenties/early thirties pulled up alongside me. "Hey!" one yelled. "How does a guy like me get a girl like you?!"

Gross.

Tip number one, guys: Leave the female pedestrians alone.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A few pints of Harp and promise of Pac Mac, if I remember correctly.

Unknown said...

Actually, that only works if you have a funny accent and a talent for papier mache.